Disgruntled Ninja’s Letters to the Editor – Soozanna
Dear Apple,
I spent a lot of money on my iPod years ago when the Video iPod was the newest thing and it cost nearly $500 (almost 400 euros). Now that the sound isn’t functioning on it, I am not sure the 10% discount you offered (or the replacement unit for $170) are really very interesting options.
Sincerely,
Dissatisfied Ninja
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Dear AT&T,
I know you’re upset that I changed service, but maybe you could leave the number on long enough to let me port it. Or at least tell me the actual time you’re shutting off my service. Thanks for the future consideration.
Best Regards,
Out of a Phone Number for 2 Days Ninja
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Dear Delta,
Please check if your tail light is working before we board the plane next time. Thank you.
Yours Truly,
Just Trying to Make It Home Ninja
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Dear Chevy Malibu driver,
It wasn’t very nice of you to rear-end me. Now my neck hurts all the time. You should avoid such occurrences in the future or get your brakes fixed.
From Russia with Love,
Injured Ninja
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